Dear Small Talk,
Listen to this shit. My neighbor…my damn neighbor came to me and said “hey girl, I do not want to cause any problems but I saw you boyfriend and your roommate making out in the car the other day.”
Ummmmmm…thanks for the heads up.
However about a week or so ago, my neighbor came back and knocked on my door to see if I was home. She just came gome and told me to walk down and around the block because that’s where they may be right now. As I walked down the block and got closer to the car that belongs to him he starts to speed off. So I called his phone to see if that really was him. Of course, he did not pick up.
He calls me back about an hour later and then tells me to come downstairs because he wants to go grocery shopping. So I go downstairs because now I need to find out what is really going on. You just made yourself look really guilty.
I get in his car and he starts touching me and complimenting my looks nonstop. When we get into the grocery store, right in the spices, I asked him; “Are you fucking my roommate?” He was so baffled that he just looked at me and could not respond. I guess he did not expect me to just ask him so calmly and bluntly.
Instantly, he started apologizing and saying, “yeah, through herself at me, and I didn’t know what to do… so we just started engaging and one thing led to another.”
Wow, what an excuse. This goes down in the books. Nevertheless, I wasn’t upset because I already knew he wasn’t the one I really want to to be with. He was literally just entertaining me until Mr Right came along. I just stared at him and said; “Wow, how do you feel about yourself?”
He dropped to his knees and started begging for my forgiveness. He was on his knees in the middle of the spice aisle. He told me how he really liked our relationship and he prefer to be with me over her. He also said he will never do it again. In my mind I am thinking, you won’t get a chance to do it again.
I tell him to get up from the floor and I accept his apology only because I knew once he drop me off that was the end of us, I would never see him again.
Now my roommate on the other hand. I have a few words for her but even her I don’t feel like wasting my time and energy to get a weak ass explanation as to what happened. I was straddling the fence to see as to what kind of person she may be. Well, that just spoke her character.
I still haven’t seen my roommate in a week because she left town and I do not know where to start.
I want to kick her out…..but both of our names on the lease.
I want to beat her ass but she is not worth it.
I want to smack the shit out of her….but then that would start a fight.
I want to tell her about herself….but I think she knows enough about her wrong doings. Well, atleast I hope so.
At this present moment, I do not know what I want to do. So this is why I am asking you.
Talkers, this is for you guys yo answer.